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Originally Posted by Michael The Disciple
The bones today:
Go to hell for trimming hair, wearing beard
Some of the worse.
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We have way worse than that for reasons one can/will go to hell, here are just a few of the more fun ones:
Go to hell for wearing a wedding ring.
Go to hell for not wearing pantyhose in 108 degree weather (but if you have made a few good attempts to comply hell will not seem as hot)
Go to hell for showing elbows (who is turned on by elbows?)
If a man, go to hell for showing calves/ankles (OK if a woman)
Go to hell for wearing hair bows or barrets that are not the same color as hair.
Go to hell for wearing hair down.
Go to hell for missing service, taking a vacation, making major purchases (home, car), fellowshiping foliks from other churches, etc. without pastors permission.
Go to hell for looking at TV on in a public place.
Go to hell for robbing God's tithe for charitable works, missions, etc.
Go to hell for failing to 'worship' which means running, jumping, leaping, screaming, pew walking, frantic dancing, twirling like a top, becoming apoplectic, screaming in tongues, shouting down hair, crying uncontrollably, crawling across the sanctuary, slithering on belly, rolling on the floor (reverence and dignity are now sins!).
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