Women Are Weird - Page 14

BeenThinkin · #**131** 02-04-2013, 02:49 PM

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

His wife is good at picking out clothes.

BT

Ron · #**132** 02-04-2013, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BeenThinkin

Ron.... who's that lady you're hugging in your avatar? If it's your wife you better quit posting the Women Are Weird posts. You couldn't do any better than that. She might... but not you!

Been Thinkin

I'll have you know that is my first wife!

She said to me a few months ago,"honey, (a loaded question already) if I die first would you remarry?"
I thought long and hard about the answer, at least 5 seconds, & said, "not for the first 2 weeks!"
I mean, I have to clean her things out, er, I mean mourn!
I then said, "in fact next time I am going for a twenty year old!"
Alanna, my second born just laughed & said, "Dad, that will only happen if you are rich!"
Ah, yes, thank God for kids to inject a little reality in the situation!

Ron · #**133** 02-04-2013, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael Phelps

Let's try and break this down:

Choking a Rotweiller? STUPID
Doing it naked? ASININE!

Ron · #**134** 02-04-2013, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

LOL! That's cold, BT.

You laughed!

BeenThinkin · #**135** 02-04-2013, 02:54 PM

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man," said his partner, "you don't stand a snowball's chance ......., of hitting her from here!"

Well, I guess I'll quit boring all of you. It's raining outside and I want to go take a look. Been awhile!

Been Thinkin

Pressing-On · #**136** 02-04-2013, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron

The comment relates to a thread on guns saving lives - an argument against gun control.
MP is not TOTALLY off his rocker.

Homeowner shoots naked intruder found choking Pet Rottweiler (Miami. FL 1/2/13)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=jhz0SshZi4g

Pressing-On · #**137** 02-04-2013, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron

You laughed!

It was funny. You laughed too, didn't you?

Ron · #**138** 02-04-2013, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

It was funny. You laughed too, didn't you?

At my wife?

For shame!

Pressing-On · #**139** 02-04-2013, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BeenThinkin

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man," said his partner, "you don't stand a snowball's chance ......., of hitting her from here!"

Well, I guess I'll quit boring all of you. It's raining outside and I want to go take a look. Been awhile!

Been Thinkin

You aren't boring us in the least. Post some more when you get back. All of us are more interested in laughing than arguing - even though it doesn't always seem to be the case.

BeenThinkin · #**140** 02-04-2013, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

You aren't boring us in the least. Post some more when you get back. All of us are more interested in laughing than arguing - even though it doesn't always seem to be the case.

Just heard on the news, the 5 year old that has been held in the bunker in Ala. is out and the kidnapper is dead! Thank God. We prayed for the little 5 year old yesterday at church.

Been Thinkin