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02-04-2013, 04:30 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
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HA Ha PO. Good ones!  And when they do mature I guess they're not worth much!
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I better not push my luck and comment on that. 
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02-04-2013, 04:31 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
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What avatar?
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An old one you used to have.
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02-04-2013, 04:33 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
Men are like Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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02-04-2013, 04:33 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
Men are like Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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"From the time you're born, 'til you ride in the hearse, there ain't nothing bad that couldn't be worse!"
LIFE: Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant! 
I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection." - Thomas Paine
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02-04-2013, 04:34 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
Men are like Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
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02-04-2013, 04:35 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.
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02-04-2013, 04:36 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
Missing Spouse
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station,
along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband
was missing.
The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.
The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes,
dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds,
is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested,
"Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, has a big mouth,
and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
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"From the time you're born, 'til you ride in the hearse, there ain't nothing bad that couldn't be worse!"
LIFE: Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant!
I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection." - Thomas Paine
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02-04-2013, 04:37 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
Men are like...Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and what's left is handicapped.
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02-04-2013, 04:38 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
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Originally Posted by BeenThinkin
Missing Spouse
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station,
along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband
was missing.
The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.
The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes,
dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds,
is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested,
"Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, has a big mouth,
and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
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I knew where that one was going when she started her description!
WOOT!!! 
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02-04-2013, 04:39 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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