You might be a redneck if... - Page 2

n david · #11 08-23-2013, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by houston

Redneck isn't a color??? You say "redneck" and the first thing that pops into peoples minds is trashy uneducated white people.

Look,

1) don't talk about my cousin like that...

2) you can be a black redneck, a white redneck, a brown redneck; being a redneck is a lifestyle, not a color.

Godzchild · #12 08-23-2013, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by houston

There is nothing wrong with black jokes.

then there would be nothing wrong with Hispanic jokes then, right ?

n david · #13 08-23-2013, 04:50 PM

Growing up, Polish jokes were popular. I didn't know any better. I'd tell them to anyone and everyone...including a man who was Polish. He didn't laugh, instead I had to apologize.

I still tell a couple of the jokes; I just change from Polish to redneck.

Godzchild · #14 08-23-2013, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by n david

Growing up, Polish jokes were popular. I didn't know any better. I'd tell them to anyone and everyone...including a man who was Polish. He didn't laugh, instead I had to apologize.

I still tell a couple of the jokes; I just change from Polish to redneck.

Godzchild · #15 08-23-2013, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by n david

Growing up, Polish jokes were popular. I didn't know any better. I'd tell them to anyone and everyone...including a man who was Polish. He didn't laugh, instead I had to apologize.

I still tell a couple of the jokes; I just change from Polish to redneck.

I could really never understand American jokes too much anyway.

RandyWayne · #16 08-23-2013, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by n david

Growing up, Polish jokes were popular. I didn't know any better. I'd tell them to anyone and everyone...including a man who was Polish. He didn't laugh, instead I had to apologize.

I still tell a couple of the jokes; I just change from Polish to redneck.

Shoot, I'm about 50% polish and I still tell polock jokes.

RandyWayne · #17 08-23-2013, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Godzchild

then there would be nothing wrong with Hispanic jokes then, right ?

Hispanics don't lend themselves to that many jokes other than pointing out how they are always so *sleepy*.

Godzchild · #18 08-23-2013, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RandyWayne

Hispanics don't lend themselves to that many jokes other than pointing out how they are always so *sleepy*.

shag · #19 08-23-2013, 05:47 PM

I just did something really stupid that is well deserving of the village idiot thread! And I'd say it was borderline redneck...

Speaking of redneck, I recently read a bumper sticker on the back of a diesel pickup that was in front of me, that said "Diesel smoke makes me horny".

Abiding Now · #20 08-23-2013, 05:48 PM

Know what Davy Crockett said when he looked over the wall at the Alamo and saw Santa Anna's army?

Where did all the lawn care people come from?