My daughter brought some hamburgers home for the kids. They were having a picnic in the back yard. She realized that her 5 year old was not to be seen. His hamburger was sitting there with flies buzzing around it and the sesame seeds were gone off it.
She called out his name, "Jake, where are you." He answered, "I over her mommy. I'm planting the seeds so we can grow some hamburgers."
My daughter brought some hamburgers home for the kids. They were having a picnic in the back yard. She realized that her 5 year old was not to be seen. His hamburger was sitting there with flies buzzing around it and the sesame seeds were gone off it.
She called out his name, "Jake, where are you." He answered, "I over her mommy. I'm planting the seeds so we can grow some hamburgers."
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
I once tried to "snow" my son with a big word, when he was I guess around 3. I asked him to do something, and added "It's mandatory." Without missing a beat, he said "no it isn't mandatowy."
Kids!
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
A RC alter boy makes a mistake and fornicates with a nun. He goes to confession and says, "father I made a mistake and had sex with a nun." The father asked, "was it sister Marie." "No," the boy replied. "Was it sister Linda" asked the father. "No" said the boy. "Well, was it sister Ann" asked the father. Again the alter boy said no. The father said that it really did not matter which sister it was but that he could not allow the alter boy to serve the "body of God" for 4 weeks. This would give him time to reflect on the gravity of his sin. The alter boy left the confession and had a conversation with his alter boy friend. The friend asked, "What did you get." To which the alter boy replied, "4 weeks vacation and 3 prospects!"
A RC alter boy makes a mistake and fornicates with a nun. He goes to confession and says, "father I made a mistake and had sex with a nun." The father asked, "was it sister Marie." "No," the boy replied. "Was it sister Linda" asked the father. "No" said the boy. "Well, was it sister Ann" asked the father. Again the alter boy said no. The father said that it really did not matter which sister it was but that he could not allow the alter boy to serve the "body of God" for 4 weeks. This would give him time to reflect on the gravity of his sin. The alter boy left the confession and had a conversation with his alter boy friend. The friend asked, "What did you get." To which the alter boy replied, "4 weeks vacation and 3 prospects!"
this joke is just not right, dt
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A product of a pentecostal raisin, I am a hard man, just ask my children
"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher says.
Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you."
Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for
Leroy.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday!"
A child in a Trinity sunday school class told the teacher,I know which member of the trinity is the biggest what the teacher exclaimed ? The child said sure it's The Holy Ghost because He fell on 120 people.
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People who are always looking for fault,can find it easily all they have to do,is look into their mirror.
There they can find plenty of fault.
A child in a Trinity sunday school class told the teacher,I know which member of the trinity is the biggest what the teacher exclaimed ? The child said sure it's The Holy Ghost because He fell on 120 people.
not bad scott, lol
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A product of a pentecostal raisin, I am a hard man, just ask my children
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School ' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian Fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."
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