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01-12-2010, 08:36 PM
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Re: Would You Put Timmy On Your Church Board?
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Is this what listening to Erwin McManus can do to a person?
01-12-2010, 08:55 PM
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Re: Would You Put Timmy On Your Church Board?
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NoW, congratulations! You've just hired Timmy to do, ummm...
something for your church, on a board of directors in accordance with IRS laws. Salary: at least $75,000/yr plus bonuses for each tax audit passed. Benefits: must include moving expenses, house, company (church) car, full health insurance, term life, ADD, and profit sharing (meaning you share all profits with him...)
How about it???
Hmm... maybe I need to join that board, too!
Ummm.....that's one little detail I left out. There's no pay. The pastor takes all the money!
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01-12-2010, 08:56 PM
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Re: Would You Put Timmy On Your Church Board?
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Is this what listening to Erwin McManus can do to a person?
Never heard of him. Ervin who?
But hey, we need an "Evangelist" on staff. You interested?
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01-12-2010, 09:01 PM
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Re: Would You Put Timmy On Your Church Board?
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Ummm.....that's one little detail I left out. There's no pay. The pastor takes all the money!
Ah, a counter offer! My agent will get back to you.
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01-12-2010, 09:05 PM
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Re: Would You Put Timmy On Your Church Board?
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Ah, a counter offer! My agent will get back to you.
Your first action as board member is to decide whether or not to extend an offer to Evangelist Beningcuso.
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01-12-2010, 09:10 PM
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Re: Would You Put Timmy On Your Church Board?
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You first action as board member is to decide whether or not to extend an offer to Evangelist Beningcuso.
I see you're gonna have problems with the Evangelist right up front. You missed spelled his name. Isn't it Beningcusso?
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01-12-2010, 09:15 PM
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Re: Would You Put Timmy On Your Church Board?
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I see you're gonna have problems with the Evangelist right up front. You missed spelled his name. Isn't it Beningcusso?
You caught that, huh? I stand corrected.
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01-12-2010, 09:20 PM
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Re: Would You Put Timmy On Your Church Board?
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Never heard of him. Ervin who?
Drop the "v" and add a "w" and its the guy who needs some soap and scrubbing.
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But hey, we need an "Evangelist" on staff. You interested?
PM me your church web site and when I'm in your neck of the woods I will visit. I decline the offer to be your hireling.
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01-12-2010, 09:34 PM
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Re: Would You Put Timmy On Your Church Board?
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Drop the "v" and add a "w" and its the guy who needs some soap and scrubbing.
PM me your church web site and when I'm in your neck of the woods I will visit. I decline the offer to be your hireling.
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Oh, you wouldn't be a "hireling." There's no pay.
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01-12-2010, 09:54 PM
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Re: Would You Put Timmy On Your Church Board?
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Oh, you wouldn't be a "hireling." There's no pay.
That's typical.
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