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08-02-2010, 02:13 PM
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Re: Crab Fest 2010
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 I've actually tried a couple of times to answer the 6 questions in a satisfactory way and I just can't get it right. It always ends with the guy trying to lead me to the Lord. |
I usually answer them wrong on purpose. If I were to die right now I know I would go to heaven because I have been to church every Christmas and Easter for the last 3 years. Or I was baptized.
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08-02-2010, 02:15 PM
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Re: Crab Fest 2010
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I usually answer them wrong on purpose. If I were to die right now I know I would go to heaven because I have been to church every Christmas and Easter for the last 3 years. Or I was baptized.
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The Legalist and Blume would say that and be serious!!!
Blume: "I quit sinning. I spoke in tongues, now I get to go to heaven."
EE Guy: Huh?
Maybe I'll try that next time.
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08-02-2010, 02:43 PM
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Re: Crab Fest 2010
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I bet you would have much preferred an invitation to free crabs, hamburgers and hotdogs. Not to worry, Turkey fest is coming in November.
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You bet correct.  My husband would have preferred that too. My inclination was to laugh, but my husband didn't take kindly to the guy implying that I'm a Whore of Babylon. He said "And are YOU aware that you're a moron?". lol
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08-02-2010, 02:48 PM
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Re: Crab Fest 2010
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You bet correct. My husband would have preferred that too. My inclination was to laugh, but my husband didn't take kindly to the guy implying that I'm a Whore of Babylon. He said "And are YOU aware that you're a moron?". lol |
I think it would have upset me too if someone had said that to my wife. What a schmuck.
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08-02-2010, 04:46 PM
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Re: Crab Fest 2010
Did I mention we had the Electric slide too? (that was one of my favorite parts)
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08-02-2010, 05:08 PM
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Re: Crab Fest 2010
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Did I mention we had the Electric slide too? (that was one of my favorite parts)
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Which I did not participate in therefore I am still saved.
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08-02-2010, 05:45 PM
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Re: Crab Fest 2010
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Did I mention we had the Electric slide too? (that was one of my favorite parts)
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So what?? If no one was speaking in tongues ON the slide, it was a waste of time and just worldly entertainment.
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08-02-2010, 05:53 PM
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Re: Crab Fest 2010
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So what?? If no one was speaking in tongues ON the slide, it was a waste of time and just worldly entertainment.
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Are you for real??? I hope not.
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Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
"You will be hated for my sake-Just remember that it should be for MY sake and not YOURS-
Do NOT act in such a way as to be offensive, and then blame it on me"
Love, God
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08-02-2010, 06:19 PM
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Re: Crab Fest 2010
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Is numbers a sign of success? Did anyone repent of their sins?
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Feeding hungry people without expecting anything in return is always a success.
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08-02-2010, 06:21 PM
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Re: Crab Fest 2010
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Are you for real??? I hope not.
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