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Re: Judgement Day May 21, 2011 seen it?
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Originally Posted by pelathais
Oh, okay. That makes sense now. And I believe in the "Chem-Trails" too.
I'm about convinced that I need to start up my cult real soon. My cult will be called, "The Cult Where Nobody Has to Kill Themselves or Dress Really Weird."
I think that there's a real market for this type of cult. People who join still have to give me all of their money and all... just like a regular cult. BUT! Get this! YOU WON'T HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF!
And, the "Cult Uniform" is just blue jeans and a comfortable shirt. And sensible shoes. Footwear is important, but it has to be sensible. If you prefer khakis, that's okay too - as long as you don't wear a polo shirt with the khakis like those dorks in corporate IT departments.
Dress comfortably and enjoy yourselves. Give me all of your money and "salvation" is yours. But nobody has to kill themselves.
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Short sleeves or long sleeves??? lol I may not want to join if it has to be long sleeves! 
BT
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