Oh, okay. That makes sense now. And I believe in the "Chem-Trails" too.
I'm about convinced that I need to start up my cult real soon. My cult will be called, "The Cult Where Nobody Has to Kill Themselves or Dress Really Weird."
I think that there's a real market for this type of cult. People who join still have to give me all of their money and all... just like a regular cult. BUT! Get this! YOU WON'T HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF!
And, the "Cult Uniform" is just blue jeans and a comfortable shirt. And sensible shoes. Footwear is important, but it has to be sensible. If you prefer khakis, that's okay too - as long as you don't wear a polo shirt with the khakis like those dorks in corporate IT departments.
Dress comfortably and enjoy yourselves. Give me all of your money and "salvation" is yours. But nobody has to kill themselves.
Short sleeves or long sleeves??? lol I may not want to join if it has to be long sleeves!
BT
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I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection." - Thomas Paine
Short sleeves or long sleeves??? lol I may not want to join if it has to be long sleeves!
BT
Sleeve length is entirely up to you. Just give me the money and relax.
... in other news of the pending apocalypse - It turns out 2012 just keeps fizzling out. One news outlet reported this morning that the red giant star Betelgeuse was going to go nova next year. Maybe.
Now, they're saying, "Probably not." This one is particularly disappointing for me.
Sleeve length is entirely up to you. Just give me the money and relax.
... in other news of the pending apocalypse - It turns out 2012 just keeps fizzling out. One news outlet reported this morning that the red giant star Betelgeuse was going to go nova next year. Maybe.
Now, they're saying, "Probably not." This one is particularly disappointing for me.
Oh, okay. That makes sense now. And I believe in the "Chem-Trails" too.
I'm about convinced that I need to start up my cult real soon. My cult will be called, "The Cult Where Nobody Has to Kill Themselves or Dress Really Weird."
I think that there's a real market for this type of cult. People who join still have to give me all of their money and all... just like a regular cult. BUT! Get this! YOU WON'T HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF!
And, the "Cult Uniform" is just blue jeans and a comfortable shirt. And sensible shoes. Footwear is important, but it has to be sensible. If you prefer khakis, that's okay too - as long as you don't wear a polo shirt with the khakis like those dorks in corporate IT departments.
Dress comfortably and enjoy yourselves. Give me all of your money and "salvation" is yours. But nobody has to kill themselves.
watch it there buddy! I can take a whole lot but that right there crosses a line!
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watch it there buddy! I can take a whole lot but that right there crosses a line!
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Happy moments, PRAISE GOD.
Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD.
Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
Every moment, THANK GOD.
Sheer lunacy. Like Pel said , anyone with an ounce of discernment knows it will happen Dec 21, 2012 !!
I fear all this date setting numbs folks to the fact there is a REAL date He will be returning. But too many forget "their" date for homecoming could be sooner than the "set" dates some believe in.
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Happy moments, PRAISE GOD.
Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD.
Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
Every moment, THANK GOD.
I fear all this date setting numbs folks to the fact there is a REAL date He will be returning. But too many forget "their" date for homecoming could be sooner than the "set" dates some believe in.
There is a huge bilboard on SR 50 in Orlando that speaks of Judgment Day May 21, 2011.
See it everyday.
I thought it was an advertisement for a movie that will be released on that day.
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I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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