02-04-2013, 07:19 PM
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Not riding the train
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 48,544
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Re: Men Are ...????
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Originally Posted by AreYouReady?
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
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