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02-04-2013, 06:24 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
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THE QUEEN’S RIDDLE
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Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," said the Queen, "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of tea and replied, "Oh, that's easy: you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen then pushed a button on her intercom and said, "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! very good," said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his Vice President, the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisers and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin while eating out one night.
Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and its not your brother or you sister. Who is it?"
Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it’s me!" Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. ------ It’s Sarah Palin."
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!"
AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS.
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02-04-2013, 06:27 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
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AreYouReady! I found where PO was getting some of those, and I too wondered if she was going to post all of them. Come on PO! Don't hold out on us. I'll have to go back and see what #21 was. 
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Can't put anything past Brother Been Thin King!!! 
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02-04-2013, 06:36 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
Q: How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
A: Make him wear shoes.
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02-04-2013, 06:54 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
Men jokes .... Men jokes.jpg
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"From the time you're born, 'til you ride in the hearse, there ain't nothing bad that couldn't be worse!"
LIFE: Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant!
I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection." - Thomas Paine
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02-04-2013, 07:01 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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02-04-2013, 07:03 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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02-04-2013, 07:04 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Oh, that hurts! 
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"From the time you're born, 'til you ride in the hearse, there ain't nothing bad that couldn't be worse!"
LIFE: Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant!
I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection." - Thomas Paine
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02-04-2013, 07:04 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
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02-04-2013, 07:05 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
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Oh, that hurts!
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Awwww...you should know that isn't meant for you bro. BT.
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02-04-2013, 07:12 PM
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Re: Men Are ...????
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Awwww...you should know that isn't meant for you bro. BT.
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Thanks! You're okay, I don't care what anyone else says about you! 
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"From the time you're born, 'til you ride in the hearse, there ain't nothing bad that couldn't be worse!"
LIFE: Some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant!
I have ... Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! The fear of long words.
"Prediction is very hard, especially about the future." - Yogi Berra
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave in reflection." - Thomas Paine
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