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Originally Posted by JacobSauceda
As crazy as this may sound, a friend of mine jumped from a tree and accidentally landed on my dogs tail. (My friend WAS Methodist, and little bit on the heavy side.) I said, "dude, you just crushed my dogs tail!" And I ran over to my dog as she was whimpering. I held her tail in my hand, and I could feel where it was broken. I told him, "we are about to pray for my dog. He said, "what? Why are we gonna pray for a dog? That's stupid." I said, "bro, you just broke my dogs tail, and your gonna help me pray for it. Now grab her tail right here and start prayin' that God will heal her" we started praying and he looks up at me and says, "holy sshhh..........! Dude! I felt the bones come back together! O my god! O my god! O my god! That was hecka crazy!" I said, " wanna go to church with me Sunday? He said yes but it was a month or two before he actually came lol
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ok, now just imagine his reaction if you had told him, "ya, i picked that up at my church--sorry, but you prolly wouldn't be interested in paying the price" or some similar--like Christ did, you know; "Count the cost"--instead of that proselytizing stuff the pastor showed you...