What Are Your Most Embarrassing Moments?

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Originally Posted by LadyChocolate

not sure if this is too much but, admins can delete it if necessary, i understand. please don't reprimand me... but in all innocence,,,,,
I had learned spanish in highschool in florida and I was able to speak it pretty well. I worked in the local supermarket and many times, the spanish people would come thru my line just so they could be understood...and i was able to practice my spanish....
okay, quick spanish lesson,

huevo is an egg
somehow, i don't know how ... but i asked if he wanted his eggs in a bag and he just busted out laughing... him and all of his friends...... come to find out, according to my cuban cousin, i had somehow turned the huevo meaning egg, into a slang term for a man's, *umm* , well, yep that... .....
anyway, i wasn't trying to be carnal here but it wasn't definately too funny!

I had never been so embarrassed in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Originally Posted by LadyChocolate

...I loved my teenage years... I loved it totally! I remember going to bank during school lunch hour and I looked over and there were two killer looking men in the lane next to me.... I thought I would be really cool and I looked them over, put on my cool shades, took one more glance and slowly drove off, ....driving my car over the curb, front and back tire!!! oh yeah, i was something.... haha... I'm sure they thought, "what a dork" !!! lol