What Are Your Most Embarrassing Moments? - Page 3

Pressing-On · #21 07-20-2007, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyChocolate

not sure if this is too much but, admins can delete it if necessary, i understand. please don't reprimand me... but in all innocence,,,,,
I had learned spanish in highschool in florida and I was able to speak it pretty well. I worked in the local supermarket and many times, the spanish people would come thru my line just so they could be understood...and i was able to practice my spanish....
okay, quick spanish lesson,

huevo is an egg
somehow, i don't know how ... but i asked if he wanted his eggs in a bag and he just busted out laughing... him and all of his friends...... come to find out, according to my cuban cousin, i had somehow turned the huevo meaning egg, into a slang term for a man's, *umm* , well, yep that...

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anyway, i wasn't trying to be carnal here but it wasn't definately too funny!

I had never been so embarrassed in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Originally Posted by LadyChocolate

...I loved my teenage years... I loved it totally! I remember going to bank during school lunch hour and I looked over and there were two killer looking men in the lane next to me.... I thought I would be really cool and I looked them over, put on my cool shades, took one more glance and slowly drove off, ....driving my car over the curb, front and back tire!!! oh yeah, i was something.... haha... I'm sure they thought, "what a dork" !!! lol

The Dean · #22 07-20-2007, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by NLYP

It was quite hilarious and I might add that it could not have happened to a better poster!

Are you back on WordShare?

LadyChocolate · #23 07-20-2007, 11:21 PM

this did not happen to me, but to my best friend! my best friend had lost her husband and she was dating a man whose wife had just recently passed away. they are in their 50's. She is a very proper lady. I mean, you don't speak out of sorts, and no inuendos or anything like that in front of the opposite sex. she was over his house and they were talking when the phone rang. He got up to answer the phone and when he did, his suspenders popped off... while trying to talk to the other person on the phone, his pants dropped to the floor. instead of hanging up, he was trying to talk and pick up his pants at the same time and was having a hard time doing so... and about that time, his daughter walked in.......................... we laugh every time we think about it!

LadyChocolate · #24 07-21-2007, 12:03 AM

I am the kind of person, that once I become tickled over something, I can't stop laughing...especially when it's one of the those times you aren't supposed to laugh..... like when I was a kid at a funeral of someone I really didn't know... i was nervous and always laughed when I got nervous...

anyway, I had been dating my wonderful husband for a only a short time... He came into town and decided to drop by the grocery store where I was working. I was soo surprised to see him and I was soo nervous. I was only 18. He decided to by a candy bar and got in my line. There were 3 or 4 people in front of him and I started laughing because he winked at me.... I then became nervous because these other customers had no clue why I was laughing.... the more I laughed the more nervous I became and so on. I ended up not being able to tell these customers how much their order was and I couldn't even give them their change with out laughing.. I know they thought I was on something..... it's a wonder my wonderful husband ever saw me again after that....

tamor · #25 07-21-2007, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyChocolate

...I loved my teenage years... I loved it totally! I remember going to bank during school lunch hour and I looked over and there were two killer looking men in the lane next to me.... I thought I would be really cool and I looked them over, put on my cool shades, took one more glance and slowly drove off, ....driving my car over the curb, front and back tire!!! oh yeah, i was something.... haha... I'm sure they thought, "what a dork" !!! lol

I love it! Just when we think we are so cool, something happens to bring us down a notch or two (or three)!

LadyChocolate · #26 07-21-2007, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by tamor

I love it! Just when we think we are so cool, something happens to bring us down a notch or two (or three)!

tell me about it!!! it's a good thing I can laugh at myself. i got back to school and sent a note to my best friend during our economics class. she got a great kick out of it...

Dimples · #27 07-21-2007, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by NLYP

It was quite hilarious and I might add that it could not have happened to a better poster!

I'm sure he is completely innocent in the posting.

CC1 · #28 07-21-2007, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Blue Waters

I'm sure he is completely innocent in the posting.

Freudian slip?

Dimples · #29 07-21-2007, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by CC1

Freudian slip?

More likely.

StillStanding · #30 07-21-2007, 09:34 AM

Several years ago, my brother-in-law needed to change the oil in his car, but needed something to drain the oil into. He searched and finally found an empty plastic Clorox container. After draining the oil, he temporarily placed the container in the same room as the washing machine!

Soon afterwards, my sister put on a load of whites in the washing machine and put what she thought was clorox into the machine!

Not paying attention, she took the clothes out of the washing machine and threw them into the dryer. About an hour later, they need to run to the store for groceries, so my brother-in-law reached into the dryer and quickly put on a white shirt for the trip!

They were shopping and my sister noticed that folks were giving them strange looks! When my B-I-L walked a little ahead of her, she notice that the back of his white shirt had two huge yellow spots right under his armpits!!!