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Re: Pulpit Bloopers.
Heard one preacher (now a district superintendent) talk about the unrichable searches of Jesus Christ! He was plain excited.
Heard another at bible college describing as "over easy" the yolk of Jesus Christ.
In chapel, no less!
A preacher gave his all in a sermon about taking the Kingdom for the Lord, and describing the angel of the Lord with Joshua. He was doing fine and came to a point in the message expecting some hearty "amens!". After repeating himself three times and being a little puzzled why folks were grinning and nodding instead of shouting he said one last time,
"the Lord said to Joshua, "Take your feet off! You're standing on holy ground", !
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The Gospel is in Genesis
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