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06-18-2012, 12:48 PM
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Re: Funny Things Preachers Have Said
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Originally Posted by Aquila
We used to sing a song with the lyrics,
"Faith, faith, faith, just a little bit of faith. Faith, faith, faith, just a little bit of faith. You don't need a whole lot, just use what you got. Faith, faith, faith, just a little bit of faith." Well a preacher in our church would switch up the words with things like
"Fire, fire, fire, Holy Ghost fire. Fire, fire, fire, Holy Ghost fire. You don't need a whole lot..." Well one night he started singing...
"Truth, truth, truth, JUST A LITTLE BIT OF TRUTH. Truth, truth, truth, JUST A LITTLE BIT OF TRUTH. YOU DON'T NEED A WHOLE LOT. JUST USE WHAT YOU GOT. TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH, JUST A LITTLE BIT OF TRUTH" LOL |
It's really really really funny when people pick a word and say it over and over again. Really really really really funny!
At least I remember people smiling a whole whole whole whole lot when ever we sang a song like that. 
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06-18-2012, 01:14 PM
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Re: Funny Things Preachers Have Said
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ROFL!!!
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06-18-2012, 01:16 PM
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Re: Funny Things Preachers Have Said
As young people in the church we used to butcher songs (on purpose):
"Temptations, hidden snares, often take our underwear" (instead of take us unaware)
"Weeelllllllll, I wouldn't take nothin' for my jersey cow, gotta make it to the barn somehow."
We had LOTS. I could go on and on. But this about funny things that the preacher has said. hmmm..................
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Re: Funny Things Preachers Have Said
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As young people in the church we used to butcher songs (on purpose):
"Temptations, hidden snares, often take our underwear" (instead of take us unaware)
"Weeelllllllll, I wouldn't take nothin' for my jersey cow, gotta make it to the barn somehow."
We had LOTS. I could go on and on. But this about funny things that the preacher has said. hmmm..................
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Ohhhh....this post made me think of a funny one from my Bible College days but I can't post it because if there were any big fat girls in a blue tight sweater reading they might be offended. This had to do with changing the words to a chorus about not liking anything better than Gods children getting together.
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"We did not wear uniforms. The lady workers dressed in the current fashions of the day, ...silks...satins...jewels or whatever they happened to possess. They were very smartly turned out, so that they made an impressive appearance on the streets where a large part of our work was conducted in the early years.
"It was not until long after, when former Holiness preachers had become part of us, that strict plainness of dress began to be taught.
"Although Entire Sanctification was preached at the beginning of the Movement, it was from a Wesleyan viewpoint, and had in it very little of the later Holiness Movement characteristics. Nothing was ever said about apparel, for everyone was so taken up with the Lord that mode of dress seemingly never occurred to any of us."
Quote from Ethel Goss (widow of 1st UPC Gen Supt. Howard Goss) book "The Winds of God"
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06-18-2012, 02:38 PM
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Re: Funny Things Preachers Have Said
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Originally Posted by Margies3
As young people in the church we used to butcher songs (on purpose):
"Temptations, hidden snares, often take our underwear" (instead of take us unaware)
"Weeelllllllll, I wouldn't take nothin' for my jersey cow, gotta make it to the barn somehow."
We had LOTS. I could go on and on. But this about funny things that the preacher has said. hmmm..................
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My husband does that A LOT.
On the resurrection morning
When all the dead in Christ shall rise
I'll have a new body
Praise the Lord, I'll have a new life
EXCEPT this is his version:
On the resurrection morning
When all the dead in Christ shall rise
I'll have a new body
Praise the Lord, I'll have a new wife
AND
Glory jalapeno, I shall not be moved 
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06-18-2012, 03:51 PM
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Re: Funny Things Preachers Have Said
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Originally Posted by Margies3
As young people in the church we used to butcher songs (on purpose):
"Temptations, hidden snares, often take our underwear" (instead of take us unaware)
"Weeelllllllll, I wouldn't take nothin' for my jersey cow, gotta make it to the barn somehow."
We had LOTS. I could go on and on. But this about funny things that the preacher has said. hmmm..................
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and then there was the Easter song about "Let us have a little chocolate Jesus" and the poor old bound up bear with bad eyes as in "the constipated cross-eyed bear"
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