Funny Things Preachers Have Said

[Margies3]

As young people in the church we used to butcher songs (on purpose):

"Temptations, hidden snares, often take our underwear" (instead of take us unaware)

"Weeelllllllll, I wouldn't take nothin' for my jersey cow, gotta make it to the barn somehow."

We had LOTS. I could go on and on. But this about funny things that the preacher has said. hmmm..................

[CC1]

Originally Posted by Margies3

As young people in the church we used to butcher songs (on purpose):

"Temptations, hidden snares, often take our underwear" (instead of take us unaware)

"Weeelllllllll, I wouldn't take nothin' for my jersey cow, gotta make it to the barn somehow."

We had LOTS. I could go on and on. But this about funny things that the preacher has said. hmmm..................

Ohhhh....this post made me think of a funny one from my Bible College days but I can't post it because if there were any big fat girls in a blue tight sweater reading they might be offended. This had to do with changing the words to a chorus about not liking anything better than Gods children getting together.

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by Margies3

As young people in the church we used to butcher songs (on purpose):

"Temptations, hidden snares, often take our underwear" (instead of take us unaware)

"Weeelllllllll, I wouldn't take nothin' for my jersey cow, gotta make it to the barn somehow."

We had LOTS. I could go on and on. But this about funny things that the preacher has said. hmmm..................

My husband does that A LOT.

On the resurrection morning
When all the dead in Christ shall rise
I'll have a new body
Praise the Lord, I'll have a new life

EXCEPT this is his version:

On the resurrection morning
When all the dead in Christ shall rise
I'll have a new body
Praise the Lord, I'll have a new wife


AND

Glory jalapeno, I shall not be moved

[Sam]

Originally Posted by Margies3

As young people in the church we used to butcher songs (on purpose):

"Temptations, hidden snares, often take our underwear" (instead of take us unaware)

"Weeelllllllll, I wouldn't take nothin' for my jersey cow, gotta make it to the barn somehow."

We had LOTS. I could go on and on. But this about funny things that the preacher has said. hmmm..................

and then there was the Easter song about "Let us have a little chocolate Jesus" and the poor old bound up bear with bad eyes as in "the constipated cross-eyed bear"