Prophetic Utterance: The Woes of AFF

[Nahum]

How much per woe?

I am but a poor preacha.

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

How much per woe?

I am but a poor preacha.

Sufficient unto the day is the Woe thereof; for thou art neither hot nor cold.

In doctrine, thou art hot; elsewhere, thou art not so hot.

Even as a mule, a hybrid thou art; but yea, even mules bear burdens well; so doeth thou.

Go and sin no more.

[FRINGE_NUTTER]

Twice a day a broken clock is right and I think he's hit it right at least twice!

[Nahum]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

Sufficient unto the day is the Woe thereof; for thou art neither hot nor cold.

In doctrine, thou art hot; elsewhere, thou art not so hot.

Even as a mule, a hybrid thou art; but yea, even mules bear burdens well; so doeth thou.

Go and sin no more.

Hmmm....

I think I know who this "prophet" is.


Love ya man!


(Even though I think you just insulted me.)

[crakjak]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

Hmmm....

I think I know who this "prophet" is.


Love ya man!


(Even though I think you just insulted me.)

From whence cometh this "prophet" is he the "old balded one"?

Originally Posted by crakjak

From whence cometh this "prophet" is he the "old balded one"?

This just in:

Woe unto thee, O crakjak, and again I say, Woe! Thou art unwise to speak of the prophet's pate, when thine own face have I seen. And I say unto thee that while thy grin is cheesy, thy doctrine is even cheesier; and thou defendest it not well. Remember from whence thou art fallen, and let thine older sister give thee a remedial Bible Study that thou mightest brush up on what thou hast forsaken, for of such is the kingdom.

And speak no more falsely against the prophet, for the hairs grow thickly upon my head, even as the cedars of Lebanon.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!

[crakjak]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

This just in:

Woe unto thee, O crakjak, and again I say, Woe! Thou art unwise to speak of the prophet's pate, when thine own face have I seen. And I say unto thee that while thy grin is cheesy, thy doctrine is even cheesier; and thou defendest it not well. Remember from whence thou art fallen, and let thine older sister give thee a remedial Bible Study that thou mightest brush up on what thou hast forsaken, for of such is the kingdom.

And speak no more falsely against the prophet, for the hairs grow thickly upon my head, even as the cedars of Lebanon.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!

Behold the false prophet, few cedars grow on the plains.

[LadyChocolate]

This thread is too funny! Thanks. I needed this laugh!

Originally Posted by crakjak

Behold the false prophet, few cedars grow on the plains.

When the Scriptures were written, the hills of Lebanon were thick with cedars, O ill-informed one.