Prophetic Utterance: The Woes of AFF

[crakjak]

Originally Posted by The Prophet

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Woe unto thee, O crakjak, and again I say, Woe! Thou art unwise to speak of the prophet's pate, when thine own face have I seen. And I say unto thee that while thy grin is cheesy, thy doctrine is even cheesier; and thou defendest it not well. Remember from whence thou art fallen, and let thine older sister give thee a remedial Bible Study that thou mightest brush up on what thou hast forsaken, for of such is the kingdom.

And speak no more falsely against the prophet, for the hairs grow thickly upon my head, even as the cedars of Lebanon.

And again I say unto thee, Woe!

Behold the false prophet, few cedars grow on the plains.