i always say up front "im preaching this with love" and leave out the part that im preaching it with a love for power.
Cute.
So, who are you? This is so obviously a joke, but a rather intelligent one.....
__________________ "Many people view their relationship with God like a "color by number" picture. It's easier to let someone else define the boundaries, tell them which blanks to fill in, and what color to use than it is for them to take a blank canvas and seek inspiration from the Source in order to paint their own masterpiece"
So, who are you? This is so obviously a joke, but a rather intelligent one.....
Cuter.
This is so obviously a counter joke, or a low expectation of intellegence.
__________________ You can't reach the world with your talents. People are sick and tired of religious talents. People need a Holy Ghost annointed church with real fruits to reach out and touch their lives. ~ Pastor Burrell Crabtree
In fact I think that the insinuation of "hateful" Pentecostals is coming mostly from the fertile imaginations of bitter, backslidden ex Apostolics who are constantly trying to find a way to justify their actions. ~ strait shooter
This is so obviously a counter joke, or a low expectation of intellegence.
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__________________ "Many people view their relationship with God like a "color by number" picture. It's easier to let someone else define the boundaries, tell them which blanks to fill in, and what color to use than it is for them to take a blank canvas and seek inspiration from the Source in order to paint their own masterpiece"
i aint here for the popularity. Im here to straighten out a few heatherns on this site.
my name is elder ogatt and i pastor the afatt apostolic fear and trembling tabernacle.
Nice to meet you, Pastor Ogatt. I'm the Queen of England.
__________________ "Many people view their relationship with God like a "color by number" picture. It's easier to let someone else define the boundaries, tell them which blanks to fill in, and what color to use than it is for them to take a blank canvas and seek inspiration from the Source in order to paint their own masterpiece"
pleased to meet you brother queen from england texas. i preached there once.
sorry if i havent been my usual sef. i in the middle of counslin a 90 year old couple in my church.
they come and told me they wanted a divorce.
i said why after all these years. they said we wanted to wait till the kids were dead
pleased to meet you brother queen from england texas. i preached there once.
sorry if i havent been my usual sef. i in the middle of counslin a 90 year old couple in my church.
they come and told me they wanted a divorce.
i said why after all these years. they said we wanted to wait till the kids were dead
LOL.....
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Master of Science in Applied Disgruntled Religious Theorist Wrangling
PhD in Petulant Tantrum Quelling
Dean of the School of Hard Knocks
pleased to meet you brother queen from england texas. i preached there once.
sorry if i havent been my usual sef. i in the middle of counslin a 90 year old couple in my church.
they come and told me they wanted a divorce.
i said why after all these years. they said we wanted to wait till the kids were dead
OH shoot that was funny
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Psalm 19:14
Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.
pleased to meet you brother queen from england texas. i preached there once.
sorry if i havent been my usual sef. i in the middle of counslin a 90 year old couple in my church.
they come and told me they wanted a divorce.
i said why after all these years. they said we wanted to wait till the kids were dead
Where did you learn to spell all those big words?
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
pleased to meet you brother queen from england texas. i preached there once.
sorry if i havent been my usual sef. i in the middle of counslin a 90 year old couple in my church.
they come and told me they wanted a divorce.
i said why after all these years. they said we wanted to wait till the kids were dead
Hybrid Mode
