UPC or Preacher Bashing!!!!!!!!

ogatt · #1 02-09-2008, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael Phelps

Cute.

So, who are you? This is so obviously a joke, but a rather intelligent one.....

i aint here for the popularity. Im here to straighten out a few heatherns on this site.

my name is elder ogatt and i pastor the afatt apostolic fear and trembling tabernacle.

Michael Phelps · #2 02-09-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ogatt

i aint here for the popularity. Im here to straighten out a few heatherns on this site.

my name is elder ogatt and i pastor the afatt apostolic fear and trembling tabernacle.

Nice to meet you, Pastor Ogatt. I'm the Queen of England.

ogatt · #3 02-09-2008, 05:49 PM

pleased to meet you brother queen from england texas. i preached there once.
sorry if i havent been my usual sef. i in the middle of counslin a 90 year old couple in my church.
they come and told me they wanted a divorce.

i said why after all these years. they said we wanted to wait till the kids were dead

rgcraig · #4 02-09-2008, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ogatt

pleased to meet you brother queen from england texas. i preached there once.
sorry if i havent been my usual sef. i in the middle of counslin a 90 year old couple in my church.
they come and told me they wanted a divorce.

i said why after all these years. they said we wanted to wait till the kids were dead

LOL.....

Mrs. LPW · #5 02-09-2008, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ogatt

pleased to meet you brother queen from england texas. i preached there once.
sorry if i havent been my usual sef. i in the middle of counslin a 90 year old couple in my church.
they come and told me they wanted a divorce.

i said why after all these years. they said we wanted to wait till the kids were dead

OH shoot that was funny

Cindy · #6 02-09-2008, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ogatt

pleased to meet you brother queen from england texas. i preached there once.
sorry if i havent been my usual sef. i in the middle of counslin a 90 year old couple in my church.
they come and told me they wanted a divorce.

i said why after all these years. they said we wanted to wait till the kids were dead

Where did you learn to spell all those big words?

Pressing-On · #7 02-09-2008, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ogatt

pleased to meet you brother queen from england texas. i preached there once.
sorry if i havent been my usual sef. i in the middle of counslin a 90 year old couple in my church.
they come and told me they wanted a divorce.

i said why after all these years. they said we wanted to wait till the kids were dead

grace_seeker · #8 02-09-2008, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ogatt

i aint here for the popularity. Im here to straighten out a few heatherns on this site.

my name is elder ogatt and i pastor the afatt apostolic fear and trembling tabernacle.

HA! You have already caught everybodies attention and you are already talked about so for your first quote you failed....and of course you know it. So let me guess...you pastor in Eau Claire Wisconsin. There is a church there on "fear" street and they have the slogan that "Fear ends at first apostolic church" so is your church at the other end of that street?

ogatt · #9 02-09-2008, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by grace_seeker

HA! You have already caught everybodies attention and you are already talked about so for your first quote you failed....and of course you know it. So let me guess...you pastor in Eau Claire Wisconsin. There is a church there on "fear" street and they have the slogan that "Fear ends at first apostolic church" so is your church at the other end of that street?

fear is the beginning of wisdom and thats as far as it should go. the problem with you heatherns is that you have too much education much learnin has made you all mad!!!

i wont let my young people go to college, either one of them. they will go and get schoolin and start questioning everything i preach. Like i always say

If it was wrong 40 years ago its wrong today.

so tomorrow morning im having a shave inspection using my drivers license. Got a straight razor in the outhouse so they can shave before they come in.

my text tomorrow is john 3-7 marvel not... the evils of marbles and what it leads to

Rev · #10 02-09-2008, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ogatt

fear is the beginning of wisdom and thats as far as it should go. the problem with you heatherns is that you have too much education much learnin has made you all mad!!!

i wont let my young people go to college, either one of them. they will go and get schoolin and start questioning everything i preach. Like i always say

If it was wrong 40 years ago its wrong today.

so tomorrow morning im having a shave inspection using my drivers license. Got a straight razor in the outhouse so they can shave before they come in.

my text tomorrow is john 3-7 marvel not... the evils of marbles and what it leads to

Be sure to post your notes. I'm sure many would like to preach that to their church!