BTW, Sis Alvear, since Timmy has made his request, I assume he will be coming to one of your services...
Timmy, let me know which you'll be attending...
Sis Alvear, I like missionary services with really long altar calls. I'd like to come to the same one Timmy does; can you accomodate both his and my requests for that service, please?
(j/k, Sis Alvear. Not to sound like a preschooler, but "He deserved it!!!" )
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BTW, Sis Alvear, since Timmy has made his request, I assume he will be coming to one of your services...
Timmy, let me know which you'll be attending...
Sis Alvear, I like missionary services with really long altar calls. I'd like to come to the same one Timmy does; can you accomodate both his and my requests for that service, please?
(j/k, Sis Alvear. Not to sound like a preschooler, but "He deserved it!!!" )
It'll be at my own "church". I'm the pastor and the congregation.
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
It'll be at my own "church". I'm the pastor and the congregation.
Timmy only has one person in his "church" and he still has trouble with the... ah, saint (?) there...
Sis Alvear, Timmy's church should have a rrreeeeeaaaaaallllllllyyyyyy rrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy llllooooonnnnnnggggggg altar call.
His "church" could be first on your agenda; that altar call might take a few days.
Timmy only has one person in his "church" and he still has trouble with the... ah, saint (?) there...
Sis Alvear, Timmy's church should have a rrreeeeeaaaaaallllllllyyyyyy rrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy llllooooonnnnnnggggggg altar call.
His "church" could be first on your agenda; that altar call might take a few days.
ROFL!
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
Timmy only has one person in his "church" and he still has trouble with the... ah, saint (?) there...
Sis Alvear, Timmy's church should have a rrreeeeeaaaaaallllllllyyyyyy rrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy llllooooonnnnnnggggggg altar call.
His "church" could be first on your agenda; that altar call might take a few days.
I'd have to dig through boxes to find it, but I have a cartoon somewhere that shows a singer on a platform, a hundred people at the altar-area of the church, and one guy sitting in the seats holding a songbook over his head as if he's trying to hide. The singer says, "Let's sing the 714th stanza of 'Just As I Am' and see if there's one more person that wants to respond." The guy in the seats must've been Timmy!
I'd have to dig through boxes to find it, but I have a cartoon somewhere that shows a singer on a platform, a hundred people at the altar-area of the church, and one guy sitting in the seats holding a songbook over his head as if he's trying to hide. The singer says, "Let's sing the 714th stanza of 'Just As I Am' and see if there's one more person that wants to respond." The guy in the seats must've been Timmy!
I fell out of my chair! ROFL!
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
There's also the "You have 30 seconds left to respond" method, where the guys starts counting down and in the last 5 numbers takes FOREVER to finish. I'll try that one on you.
There's also the "You have 30 seconds left to respond" method, where the guys starts counting down and in the last 5 numbers takes FOREVER to finish. I'll try that one on you.
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
i'd have to dig through boxes to find it, but i have a cartoon somewhere that shows a singer on a platform, a hundred people at the altar-area of the church, and one guy sitting in the seats holding a songbook over his head as if he's trying to hide. The singer says, "let's sing the 714th stanza of 'just as i am' and see if there's one more person that wants to respond." the guy in the seats must've been timmy!
love it!!! Lololol
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I'd have to dig through boxes to find it, but I have a cartoon somewhere that shows a singer on a platform, a hundred people at the altar-area of the church, and one guy sitting in the seats holding a songbook over his head as if he's trying to hide. The singer says, "Let's sing the 714th stanza of 'Just As I Am' and see if there's one more person that wants to respond." The guy in the seats must've been Timmy!
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I fell out of my chair! ROFL!
You didn't happen to hit your knees in prayer when you fell out of your chair, did you, Timmy??
NoW, if you find that cartoon, Timmy could have a new avatar!!
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