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Originally Posted by missourimary
Timmy only has one person in his "church" and he still has trouble with the... ah, saint (?) there...
Sis Alvear, Timmy's church should have a rrreeeeeaaaaaallllllllyyyyyy rrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy llllooooonnnnnnggggggg altar call.
His "church" could be first on your agenda; that altar call might take a few days.

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I'd have to dig through boxes to find it, but I have a cartoon somewhere that shows a singer on a platform, a hundred people at the altar-area of the church, and one guy sitting in the seats holding a songbook over his head as if he's trying to hide. The singer says, "Let's sing the 714th stanza of 'Just As I Am' and see if there's one more person that wants to respond." The guy in the seats must've been Timmy!