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Old 06-01-2010, 11:43 AM
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Re: For all the liberal vampires on this forum

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Timmy, you aren't a christian. As such I'm not sure I can believe you would be honest about whether that is your alter-ego.
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:08 PM
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Re: For all the liberal vampires on this forum

I'm not Timmy. Don't compare me to a liberal compromiser.

Here's some more for you softies.

Quit celebrating pagan holidays
Quit wearing gold (this includes watches and buttons)
Men, quit wearing pink...it's just flat out gay
Ladies, stop dressing like a hooker (wearing purple, tight clothing, splits, make up, hats, garments that reveal anything below the collar bone)
Men, stop letting the beard grow and look like a man (don't wear silk or sleevless undershirts)
Quit reading fiction novels
Quit going to family reunions (unless their all uc Pentecostals)
Quit going to liberal conferences
Men, quit spiking your hair and don't let it all hang in your face either.
Ladies, stop fixing your hair in such a way that brings attention to it

That ought to give you something to chew on, you bunch of liberals. Suck some more blood. You just can't get enough, can you
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:12 PM
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Re: For all the liberal vampires on this forum

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LOL

Riiiggggghhhht. And you're internet doesn't have the capability of streeming television. Give me a break jake. If you can have the net and not watch it and be holy... I can own a box and not watch it and be holy.
AMEN!! Aquila, these guys (and gals) who bash TV, and then get online crack me up.

The Internet is far worse than TV, and those are the plain facts. People that deny this have their head in the sand.

If you preach against TV, you have no business being Online.
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:12 PM
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Re: For all the liberal vampires on this forum



(Oops. I bet "Quit eating popcorn" will be on the next list! )
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:15 PM
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Re: For all the liberal vampires on this forum

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(Oops. I bet "Quit eating popcorn" will be on the next list! )
And "Fake profile names"....
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:18 PM
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Re: For all the liberal vampires on this forum

LOL
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:19 PM
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Re: For all the liberal vampires on this forum

@Standards We are hiring!! Seems as if you needs something to occupy your time!!
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:27 PM
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Re: For all the liberal vampires on this forum

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I'm not Timmy. Don't compare me to a liberal compromiser.

Here's some more for you softies.

Quit celebrating pagan holidays
Quit wearing gold (this includes watches and buttons)
Men, quit wearing pink...it's just flat out gay
Ladies, stop dressing like a hooker (wearing purple, tight clothing, splits, make up, hats, garments that reveal anything below the collar bone)
Men, stop letting the beard grow and look like a man (don't wear silk or sleevless undershirts)
Quit reading fiction novels
Quit going to family reunions (unless their all uc Pentecostals)
Quit going to liberal conferences
Men, quit spiking your hair and don't let it all hang in your face either.
Ladies, stop fixing your hair in such a way that brings attention to it

That ought to give you something to chew on, you bunch of liberals. Suck some more blood. You just can't get enough, can you
You forgot to mention high-heeled shoes. They were originally designed to properly position a woman as she stood for… um…“extra-curricular” activities in the English royal court.
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Re: For all the liberal vampires on this forum

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(Oops. I bet "Quit eating popcorn" will be on the next list! )
Popcorn is fine, as long as there's no salt or butter.
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Old 06-01-2010, 12:31 PM
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You forgot to mention high-heeled shoes. They were originally designed to properly position a woman as she stood for… um…“extra-curricular” activities in the English royal court.
You know I had heard this one before and had forgotten about it!! Thanksfor the reminder!
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