Solution to Airport Security

[Esther]

Airport Security Solution

Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
Airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will
Detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a
Win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this ........ about racial
Profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.

Justice would
Be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the
Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention
Standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."

[Twisp]

Originally Posted by Esther

Airport Security Solution

Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
Airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will
Detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a
Win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this ........ about racial
Profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.

Justice would
Be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the
Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention
Standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."

How would that help? Wouldn't it just blow up the terminal instead of the plane?

[Cindy]

Good grief. That is not a solution.

[RandyWayne]

I love it.

But.... it would still be considered racial profiling since the majority of those 'exploded' would be Muslims.

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Twisp

How would that help? Wouldn't it just blow up the terminal instead of the plane?

I think Esther forgot to mention that the booth is super strong and will contain the blast. Guaranteed or your money back.

[Twisp]

Originally Posted by Timmy

I think Esther forgot to mention that the booth is super strong and will contain the blast. Guaranteed or your money back.

lol. That would be a BIG part of this plan, I assume.

I got the TIC part of it, but sometimes these TIC plans don't work out that well when you think of it.

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by Twisp

lol. That would be a BIG part of this plan, I assume.

I got the TIC part of it, but sometimes these TIC plans don't work out that well when you think of it.

Was it TIC? Hard to tell, sometimes.

[Aquila]

lol

[Twisp]

Originally Posted by Timmy

Was it TIC? Hard to tell, sometimes.

lol, it is hard to tell sometimes.

[Esther]

Originally Posted by Twisp

How would that help? Wouldn't it just blow up the terminal instead of the plane?

I'm sure they meant it as TIC.

No one would really do that. IF they did, the bombers would find another way to get their material on the planes.