Things That Aren't In The Bible... - Page 17

mfblume · #**161** 01-08-2011, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by timmy

that makes a nice sign for a church nursery.

hahahahaha!!!

Now THAT is FUNNY!

Timmy · #**162** 01-08-2011, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by mfblume

hahahahaha!!!

Now THAT is FUNNY!

Can't claim credit for it. It was on the nursery door of one of my previous churches.

kclee4jc · #**163** 01-08-2011, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pragmatist

"Spare the rod and spoil the child", which actually comes from a poem and refers to "adult" spanking.

The principle is there.

He who spareth the rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him correcteth him betimes (Proverbs 13:24)

houston · #**164** 01-08-2011, 11:50 AM

Lafon, Enoch did not die per Hebrews 11:5. Not that it matters. Hebrews should have been tossed out with the Apochrypha (sp) as we do not know the author...

mfblume · #**165** 01-08-2011, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy

Can't claim credit for it. It was on the nursery door of one of my previous churches.

That is awesome! lololololol

Apprehended · #**166** 01-08-2011, 03:35 PM

Twisting of the nose makes it bleed. Biblical or not?

Falla39 · #**167** 01-08-2011, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy

Yeah. Sometimes it's

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Yeah, I know, but trying to be nice!

Norman · #**168** 01-08-2011, 04:09 PM

"Right. In the OT they never called it a whale... But Jesus did... so I'm cool with whale"
ok I'm a bit late with this but did Jesus really say "whale" considering that people did not speak English at that time? I don't think so.
I have heard people say "Peter said Holy Ghost," arguing that "Holy Spirit" is wrong. No, Peter did not say "Holy Ghost;" he did not speak English.

mfblume · #**169** 01-08-2011, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Norman

"Right. In the OT they never called it a whale... But Jesus did... so I'm cool with whale"
ok I'm a bit late with this but did Jesus really say "whale" considering that people did not speak English at that time? I don't think so.

Those who make an issue with whale and fish sound like what I heard one preacher say when he asked if whales were mammals or fish? ...as if the classification is an issue.

Falla39 · #**170** 01-08-2011, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy

Can't claim credit for it. It was on the nursery door of one of my previous churches.

I saw it on a gift at a baby shower. Someone had made a little gift, much like
a Bible cover, without the zipper. It folded up and on each side of the inside,
was a place for a diaper, and on the other side, a place for the small pkg. of
wet wipes. Down the center of the inside fold was appliqued, "We shall not all
sleep, but we shall all be changed".