I've butchered many deer in my own kitchen.
I've eaten snapping turtle and squirrel.
Lived in a house with no plumbing.
Had an old drunk man try to make out with me when I was eight.
Was president of my high school choir.
Bought a house when I was 20 and my husband was 19.
Was sued 3 times.
Hmm...anything else you want to know??