12 making a one time sacrificial offering of 224.99 or twelve prayer partners giving monthly allotments... The blessing cometh either way. Get ready get ready get ready!!!
You can give in full confidence that your donation is not only going to a worthy cause, but will go to feed the hungry and you will surely be blessed...
The phone is ringing... Gotta run.
Will we receive a prayer cloth anointed with drippings from said Kobe beef after being sacrificed as a grilled offering on an outdoor grill?
Our family is seeking sponsors for a Kobe Beef dinner. While it would not fill us all up entirely, a 2 lbs package of filet mignon can be secured for a mere $224.99 plus shipping.
You can be a part of this wonderful move of God by a low monthly contribution of $19.95! We need twelve people to go to the phones now!! Don't miss this opportunity to be a blessing and remember you can't out give God!
Your contribution will make a difference in our lives and once a month, when we partake, we will say a special prayer for you for no additional fee.
Are we talking about Kobe's steaks? Kobe Bryant the basketball player? I don't know... he's a pretty big guy..... Hate to see Good Ol' Hoovie slam dunked.
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"Rest in the Lord, and wait patiently for Him...." -Psa. 37:7
Waiting for the Lord is easy... Waiting patiently? Not so much.
Will we receive a prayer cloth anointed with drippings from said Kobe beef after being sacrificed as a grilled offering on an outdoor grill?
Sorry Spam won't cut it. Remember give your best!
Yes. For an additional $100. gift, you will receive the cloth, saturated with drippings and my own tears (of joy)!!
Hurry! There are only 1,348 slots left to fill. When the cloths are gone - they are gone!
__________________ "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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