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[El Predicador]

The next day they go before the judge and the following occurs

Originally Posted by Jason Badejo

Now thats what I call a zinger. LOL Revealing your elbows is "close to the edge" and hell just isn't worth a "beard".

This would be funny if it wasn't so sad. Your view of God is of one who rules with an iron fist, who is a dicator, and who is waiting to see if you put on a t-shirt so you can burn in hell with murders, theives, adulters, and the like.

I can imagine that conversation in the context of a conversation at the local county jail,
Q "So what are you in for?
A. Murder 1

guilty go to hell
Q. What about you?
A. Possesion and intent to distribute

Guilty go to hell

[the two look over to the new guy-obviously looking out of place]
Q. What are you here for?
A. multiple offenses, I didn't shave for 3 days, got hot while mowing the yard and rolled up my sleeves, revealing my ungodly elbows, and wore a brass watch from the local dollar store. Also, my wife will be arriving shortly, my child had some gum in her hair, and my wife had to use scissors to get it out. Captial offense where we're from.

You are condemned from your own mouth, since you knew it was a capital offense and you did it away. Unfortunately for you, in this court there is only one punishment for willful disobedience, go join the other two, and we will be waiting for your wife as well

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