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06-22-2011, 10:21 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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06-22-2011, 10:21 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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It most certainly did too. Is that not what she said? Here, let me diagram it for you.... (Women....gotta draw 'em a picture!)
Dishes............................................ ...................refrigerator
Milk and Butter............................................ ........sink
Per her request.
It did happen....as a joke. I won't even tell you about what happened when I was told to pick up my shoes and clothes and put them in the washer. It wasn't pretty.
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06-22-2011, 10:22 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
He should have brought home a chicken and a cow.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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06-22-2011, 10:27 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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He should have brought home a chicken and a cow.
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Great idea, then she can get her own milk and eggs. Good thinking Cindy. Then us men can focus on really important stuff, like operating the remote control.
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06-22-2011, 10:27 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
good grief 
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06-22-2011, 10:31 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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He should have brought home a chicken and a cow.
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No no no.. I see what your up to, you aint foolin nobody. Then we gotta milk the chicken and gather eggs from the cow. More work. Thought we were so dumb we wouldnt catch that didn't ya ?
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06-22-2011, 10:32 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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Great idea, then she can get her own milk and eggs. Good thinking Cindy. Then us men can focus on really important stuff, like operating the remote control.
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NM , looks like one of us fell for it. 
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You can't reach the world with your talents. People are sick and tired of religious talents. People need a Holy Ghost annointed church with real fruits to reach out and touch their lives. ~ Pastor Burrell Crabtree
In fact I think that the insinuation of "hateful" Pentecostals is coming mostly from the fertile imaginations of bitter, backslidden ex Apostolics who are constantly trying to find a way to justify their actions. ~ strait shooter
www.scottysweb.com
www.chrisscottonline.com
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06-22-2011, 10:46 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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Thats right , and besides how do you buy 6 eggs ??? Cut a carton in half ?? I mean really , they must think we are dumb. 
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Actually, they do have half a carton - - my daughter had one in her fridge and said that two half cartons are cheaper than a dozen - - go figure.
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06-22-2011, 10:50 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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No no no.. I see what your up to, you aint foolin nobody. Then we gotta milk the chicken and gather eggs from the cow. More work. Thought we were so dumb we wouldnt catch that didn't ya ?
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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06-22-2011, 10:52 AM
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Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
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It most certainly did too. Is that not what she said? Here, let me diagram it for you.... (Women....gotta draw 'em a picture!)
Dishes............................................ ...................refrigerator
Milk and Butter............................................ ........sink
Per her request.
It did happen....as a joke. I won't even tell you about what happened when I was told to pick up my shoes and clothes and put them in the washer. It wasn't pretty.
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I am also sure the next time you wanted to get frisky, it also wasn't pretty. See how that works? 
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