Funny AFF Limericks

[Jacob's Ladder]

Praxeas with great favour confessed
He'd been exorcised, thus finding great rest
But alack and alas
His old demon came back
and now the poor man's repossessed



There once was a administrator named Cindy-e
who lived on distilled kerosene
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
And since then has never benzene

[Dagwood]

LOL, hilarious!

[Cindy]

[Hoovie]

Can't wait for mine! The word is narcissist.

[Praxeas]

There once was a man named Jacob's Ladder'
Whose fatness was making him sadder
He drank lot's of beers
To bring him good cheer
but now he has to empty his bladder

[shag]

Originally Posted by Praxeas

There once was a man named Jacob's Ladder'
Whose fatness was making him sadder
He drank lot's of beers
To bring him good cheer
but now he has to empty his bladder

[Jacob's Ladder]

Originally Posted by Praxeas

There once was a man named Jacob's Ladder'
Whose fatness was making him sadder
He drank lot's of beers
To bring him good cheer
but now he has to empty his bladder

Praxeas is snob and a clod
A sleaze and a schlub and a fraud
You're a purulent putz
A dislikable klutz
Tis' a bum and a snake and a sod

[Jacob's Ladder]

Originally Posted by Hoovie

Can't wait for mine! The word is narcissist.

Hoovie, the flatulent geek
He's a cretinous slob and a sneak
He's a snot and a ham
An illiterate sham
And a miscreant, insolent freak

[scotty]

Hoovie touts big horns
boastful and full of vain
stars on reality t.v.
gloating in Hollywood fame
while his own reality is fully
just a forum bully

[houston]

Mmkay