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07-14-2011, 08:16 PM
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Forever Loved Admin
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
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Originally Posted by Praxeas
You're missing a line
Praxeas was a wee little man
So little he could fit in a can
Then one day he lost his head
Now he fits in a thimble instead
Oh won't Praxeas now be in a jam
Or something like that
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It was my first attempt, apparently I'm not as professional as you limerick lads. 
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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07-14-2011, 08:23 PM
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Loving God, His Word, His Name
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Houston, Texas
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
Oh Cindy, as sweet as can be
One day climbed up a tall tree
Then she dropped her ladder,
And came down with a splatter
And is but a fond memory...
My first limerick as well. Did this after my Mom just got out of the hospital for a busted open head with 18 staples. Please keep us in prayer...
My Praxeas, a theologian but higher,
Who sets both libs and cons on fire
But, he sat down and wept
When the Yankees were swept
And now just watches Ultimate Fighter...
Not good, but had to take a shot at Prax...
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07-14-2011, 08:31 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
Her love is wonderful her lips allure
Despite the days she does endure
Crazy and a little wild
In stiletto heels styled
My woman indeed, my woman de jure
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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07-14-2011, 08:53 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
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Originally Posted by shag
Knox in box
Fox in socks.
Knox on fox
in socks in box.
easy
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ummm OK, but you need another line... and it's a tongue twister... might have been a good one for Borat...
Hey, who is the impostor Shag wannabe AKA Slag?? I thought it was you!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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07-14-2011, 09:10 PM
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
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Originally Posted by Hoovie
ummm OK, but you need another line... and it's a tongue twister... might have been a good one for Borat...
Hey, who is the impostor Shag wannabe AKA Slag?? I thought it was you!
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Nope, not me. I saw tho and did a double take myself.
The Great Shag there can only be one
An imposter could hear from my gun
He must learn his lesson
I won't leave him gessin'
that the Shag would leave this undone
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As for me, may I never boast about anything except the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ. Because of that cross, my interest in this world has been crucified, and the world’s interest in me has also died.- Gal. 6:14
Last edited by shag; 07-14-2011 at 09:27 PM.
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07-14-2011, 10:17 PM
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crakjak
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
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Originally Posted by Praxeas
AFF is a place for Apostolics
Libs, Cons and alcoholics
they say "change the name'
but I say they're all just too lame
You're here cuz you're all postaholics
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07-14-2011, 10:18 PM
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crakjak
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
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Originally Posted by Hoovie
The world turns with him the axis 
We try goodness yet he smacks us 
He is shadowy and curious 
When questioned he's furious 
Unique, random, delightful, Praxeas  |
I know someone that resembles that!!! LOL
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07-15-2011, 12:38 AM
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Go Dodgers!
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
Quote:
Originally Posted by Praxeas
Hoovie was once on a show
Wife Swap, in case you don't know
His wife looked rather cool
But he looked the fool
After this he might say Im his foe
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bump for McHoovie 
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Let it be understood that Apostolic Friends Forum is an Apostolic Forum.
Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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07-15-2011, 07:21 AM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
Quote:
Originally Posted by Praxeas
bump for McHoovie |
Thanx Foe nothin. 
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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07-15-2011, 12:11 PM
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Go Dodgers!
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Re: Funny AFF Limericks
hehe
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Let it be understood that Apostolic Friends Forum is an Apostolic Forum.
Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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