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Old 01-24-2012, 12:14 PM
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Re: Marriage quotes

My dad always said, "A happy wife means a happy life."
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Old 01-24-2012, 12:40 PM
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My dad always said, "A happy wife means a happy life."
Thanks Margie3... maybe we can pull this sinking marriage ship back upright LOL!

Great quote!

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Old 01-24-2012, 01:18 PM
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My dad always said, "A happy wife means a happy life."
That goes perfect with Rule Number 1 in our family.

Make Mommy happy!




Earlier this week, bigboy Ferd was giving his mommy some trouble. I asked him what rule number one was. He said (rolling his eyes) "Make mommy happy".

I then explained to him that if he didnt make mommy happy then that would mean mommy would make daddy unhappy and there is no way he would get to be happy if I was not happy. He got the message...

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Old 01-24-2012, 03:28 PM
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A good wife is one who takes her horns off at night.
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Old 01-24-2012, 10:25 PM
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Re: Marriage quotes

If a husband speaks in the forest, and his wife is not there to hear him...
Is he still wrong?
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Old 01-24-2012, 10:32 PM
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Re: Marriage quotes

Just to pretend to be fair, a dual gendered one...
Marriage consists of three rings. An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
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Re: Marriage quotes

Brazilian Tango: A couple flirting outrageously with each other!

American Tango: The couple, now married, in love and settling into a routine.

International Tango: The couple with zero passion, deciding to stay together for the sake of the kids.
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Something the Groom needs to understand immediately after the "I do's", ...... "He can always be right, or he can be happy!"

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