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01-24-2012, 12:14 PM
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Re: Marriage quotes
My dad always said, "A happy wife means a happy life."
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01-24-2012, 12:40 PM
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Re: Marriage quotes
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Margies3
My dad always said, "A happy wife means a happy life."
Thanks Margie3... maybe we can pull this sinking marriage ship back upright LOL!
Great quote!
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01-24-2012, 01:18 PM
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Re: Marriage quotes
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My dad always said, "A happy wife means a happy life."
That goes perfect with Rule Number 1 in our family.
Make Mommy happy!
Earlier this week, bigboy Ferd was giving his mommy some trouble. I asked him what rule number one was. He said (rolling his eyes) "Make mommy happy".
I then explained to him that if he didnt make mommy happy then that would mean mommy would make daddy unhappy and there is no way he would get to be happy if I was not happy. He got the message...
LOL.
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01-24-2012, 03:28 PM
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Re: Marriage quotes
A good wife is one who takes her horns off at night.
01-24-2012, 10:25 PM
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Re: Marriage quotes
If a husband speaks in the forest, and his wife is not there to hear him...
Is he still wrong?
01-24-2012, 10:29 PM
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Re: Marriage quotes
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01-24-2012, 10:32 PM
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Re: Marriage quotes
Just to pretend to be fair, a dual gendered one...
Marriage consists of three rings. An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
01-24-2012, 10:33 PM
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Re: Marriage quotes
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My dad always said, "A happy wife means a happy life."
*pretends I didn't swipe the fly*
01-24-2012, 10:34 PM
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Re: Marriage quotes
Brazilian Tango: A couple flirting outrageously with each other!
American Tango: The couple, now married, in love and settling into a routine.
International Tango: The couple with zero passion, deciding to stay together for the sake of the kids.
01-24-2012, 11:45 PM
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Re: Marriage quotes
Something the Groom needs to understand immediately after the "I do's", ...... "He can always be right, or he can be happy!"
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