Any weightlifters here?

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I do hand lifts with weights in each hand.

My left hand always lifts the necessity bills and is much heavier than the pen and checks in my right hand.

Congress just added to my left handed weights.

When Jan 1 came around, my right hand weight suddenly was light and airy while my left hand dropped about 6 inches.

I realized that between the restoration of the payroll taxes and the increase in my insurance costs, the money that used to reside in my right hand said good-bye, flew off and landed in my stack of bills that resided in my left hand.

And people want to know why the word 'left' in latin translates to sinister ....lol.