What are the kookiest/weirdest/craziest things you witnessed when you were in church?
There was one time a girl came to church with makeup on. Her eye was a little irritated and an older woman came over to lecture her about how god was punishing her because she had on makeup.

She then looked over at me as if i should agree with her. Of course i politely excused myself. One of many awkward moments at Upc.
Another time a woman came back from the bathroom and begin to tell some sisters how she was so thankful God gave her bowel movements......ummmm yeah......could have kept that testimony to yourself.