People Looking To Take Offense Will Find It

[J.A. Perez]

Jeremiah 10:2-4

2. Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
3. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
4. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.


I got a good idea. Since those are actually trees, you could decorate them in December with silver bells and golden balls, and lights and just worship the trees! After all there isn't a dumb pulpit in the way, who needs one of those antiquated things.