I’m not sure I understand completely the definitions of one-steppers, two-steppers, and three-steppers that have been bandied about on this forum. It reminds me of antique dances from the Jim Crow South i.e. The South Georgia Two-Step. (I can picture this being the title on a ratty old piece of sheet music from the 1920s sitting on my grandmother's upright piano with a picture of Eddie Cantor in blackface.)
Straighten me out if I’m wrong…one-steppers believe you’re saved when you believe or accept Christ as your personal Savior and if you get hit with a meteor at the altar or after shaking the preacher's hand but before you make it into the baptismal tank, it’s all good. Two-steppers must believe that after repentance and water baptism in Jesus’ Name the meteor strikes while you’re still all wet and shivering in the changing room drying your hair, then you’re still in like Flynn. Three steppers must believe the full
Acts 2:38 message, i.e. you better be talking in tongues instead of shivering when that meteor hits you if you want to make heaven your home. I know I’m being a smart-mouth but do I perceive this correctly?
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