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Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea
Reuters, AP and ESPN are reporting that the oft-maligned and controversial poster Pastor Poster has come out retirement and is seeking a Major League contract w/ the highest bidder. PP, as he is affectionately known could not be reached for comment. His publicist and personal trainer, Berkeley, told reporters, "PP is excited about coming out of retirement. He has washed the gray out of his hair and has been working out his typing digits on the treadmill every day since making the decision."
The AFF Waffling Moderates are expected to be the highest bidders.
More details at 10.
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Uhm Daniel, I don't have any gray hair. As a matter of fact I don't have ANY hair! Hair would just be a distraction from the sexy masculinity that defines me.
By the way, who is leading the pack in your Fantasy Baseball League?