A Conservative Conspiracy Discovered

[H2H]

Originally Posted by tamor

I think the colored shoes with her dress will be great!

And you could wear the red shoes and be pushed down the aisle in one of these.....

If she does that, I'll come over and take pictures for this forum! (Not to mention a nice addition for my private collection! j/k! )

[tamor]

Originally Posted by H2H

If she does that, I'll come over and take pictures for this forum! (Not to mention a nice addition for my private collection! j/k! )

[Steve Epley]

Y'all can't handle the truth revealed on rest room doors.oloroid

[Rico]

Originally Posted by freeatlast

If you wanted something on rest room doors, Elder, to show you the way, it should be a man with a full beard, something a women can not wear.

That is the true biblical gender distinction between the sexes.

Leave the Bible out of this, would ya?!?! It bears no relevance whatsoever in what is female and what is male!!!

[tamor]

Originally Posted by Steve Epley

Y'all can't handle the truth revealed on rest room doors.oloroid

[Steve Epley]

Originally Posted by Rico

Leave the Bible out of this, would ya?!?! It bears no relevance whatsoever in what is female and what is male!!!

"Doth not nature teach you" I was heeding nature when I went to the restroom and recieved this revelation that pants belong to men.

Originally Posted by freeatlast

If you wanted something on rest room doors, Elder, to show you the way, it should be a man with a full beard, something a women can not wear.

That is the true biblical gender distinction between the sexes.

Correction: That is surely a true biblical gender distinction between the sexes. There are others. Most conservatives have traded in the beard for a french noose to make the distinction. Very liberal thinking in my opinion.

Show those pictures to one of the apostles and see if they know what to make of them... I believe they would say, I see the guy in a robe, but why is the woman naked?

Originally Posted by tamor

Yeah ad there are some restrooms with a picture of the man and woman together. Who goes in there? Cross-dressers?

I can tell you when you have to really go...it doesn't matter whose picture is on the door!!! What really matters is whats on the inside...a toilet...

[Steve Epley]

Originally Posted by crazyhomie

I can tell you when you have to really go...it doesn't matter whose picture is on the door!!! What really matters is whats on the inside...a toilet...

It matters what on the door you could wind up in jail or at least greatly embarassed.