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Old 11-17-2007, 11:18 AM
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No, of course not. It's got protection!
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No, of course not. It's got protection!
LOL! A "protection" racket? Like, as in the mob? Or like, as in the "Spirit?"
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Old 11-17-2007, 12:56 PM
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A church I used to attend was burglarized. A church up the road got away with a few ideas and some sheep!
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Old 11-17-2007, 01:17 PM
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LOL! A "protection" racket? Like, as in the mob? Or like, as in the "Spirit?"
Heh heh. Either way, it works (so far!).
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Old 11-17-2007, 01:44 PM
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WARNING -Don't try this at home!!!

Several years ago, our pastor was away, and asked the associate pastor to make plans to do something interesting while taking up the offering when he got back. They came up with a plan, and asked my husband to help with it.

When the offering takers were taking the offering, my husband was supposed to come in a back door and jump one of the guys and take off with the offering basket. He was dressed in dark clothing and a ski mask. At least, that was the 'interpretation' of the plan according to him, the assoc. pastor, and the offering taker.

He came in so stealthily and violently that it literally scared the congregation to death!

The offering taker didn't inform his VERY pregnant wife what was going to happen, and she just about had her baby right then and there seeing her husband get jumped like that. We were very fortunate that I was standing nearby to her as she just about collapsed with her other baby in her arms, and I caught him just in time, and was able to let her know it was my husband, and it wasn't real.

To make matters worse, my husband ran out the back door, and straight down into the downstairs, where all the children were for Sunday school. The cry rang out in the sanctuary, 'He went down where the children are!!!'

The whole idea behind this was to show the congregation how you are 'robbing God' by not giving your tithes and offerings. Somehow it was turned into something MUCH MORE dramatic and sinister than the pastor had intended, and he just stood there in SHOCK!

Boy, did those guys get in BIG TROUBLE!!!!

We can laugh about it now, but there were so many upset for a looooooong time over that! One lady was soooo thankful she hadn't put her pistol in her purse that morning...she probably would have shot him!
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Old 11-17-2007, 01:49 PM
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Mrs - that was my first thought - - glad no one had a weapon!

Sounds funny now, but I'm sure there were many upset over it - lol!
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Old 11-17-2007, 02:00 PM
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Church discovers loss of more than $8,000
By: The Enterprise


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Updated 11/17/2007 12:17:22 AM CST

A Beaumont church lost more than $8,000 worth of musical instruments, computer hardware and collectibles in a burglary, according to police reports.

The Amelia United Pentecostal Church, also known as Gospel Tabernacle, reported the burglary Wednesday night before services. Police found several broken windows and blood around the window sills.

Among the items stolen were an antic acoustic guitar, a laptop computer and several collectible rifles, according to the report.


http://www.southeasttexaslive.com/si...d=512588&rfi=6
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This UPCI church was just burglarized this week, apparently.

Has your church ever been burglarized?

When dad pastored in the South Bronx we were robbed all the time.

One Sunday morning, in the early 1980's, as dad opened the church we were surprised to find a huge gaping hole that was made so that a thief could go upstairs of the 2 story church building.

Within seconds, the thief emerged w/ two fans in his hands. We were obviously scared but Dad valiantly confronted the man and simply asked why he was there and that he needed to leave.

The man simply said in Spanish, "My addiction." He then handed dad the fans and ran out the building.

In another instance, a young man from the church worked at a sporting goods store down the block from the church was surprised by a burglar at the church. He would often go to the church to pray during his lunch break. One afternoon, as he prayed at the altar, he was interrupted as he heard noise coming from the storage closet. He then proceeded to explore the closet but as he tried to push the door open ... he realized a thief was hiding inside and would not let the brother open the closet door ....

They struggled for almost an hour ... and finally the brother convinced the man to surrender. He told the thief that he would escort the man to the sporting goods store where he would be apprehended by an armed security guard. The thief complied ... he walked w/ brother Oscar to the store where the guard called the police and he was apprehended.

There were other times when the thieves got away.

Thankfully the Queens church was never burglarized.
Sad ....my addiction.... They won't come to church to be delivered from it, but they will come to steal to feed it
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Mrs - that was my first thought - - glad no one had a weapon!

Sounds funny now, but I'm sure there were many upset over it - lol!
Maybe that's why the church in the article had rifles.
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Old 11-17-2007, 03:14 PM
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Mrs - that was my first thought - - glad no one had a weapon!

Sounds funny now, but I'm sure there were many upset over it - lol!
Oh, yeah...upset is an understatement.

It took a long time for some to get over it.
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I ran a bookstore for a while and I was burglarized once and our cash on hand was stolen. I worked there alone a lot, and after this happened there were a lot of days when I was jumping at every little noise. It didn't help that the landlord didn't want us to install locks that would have kept the thieves out. We went ahead anyway.
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