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From the Lexicon:
Conservative - (adjective) Biblical. Everyone admits to being a conservative.
Liberal - (noun) Person or persons appointed to initiate throwing stones at conservatives, after their judgment of being Pharisees.
Liberal - (noun) Someone who is likely pro-life and anti-homosexual marriage and a Christian but doesn't hold to PAJC doctrine. No single person will declare "I am a liberal." See Conservative.
Moderate - (noun) 1. The condition of fearing association with a minority. Collectively coined by the majority. 2. Really biblical.
Ultracon - Those who dole out the Judgments of God dualy appointed by Him because of their Righteousness and given permission to judge the Moderate & Liberal dogs of Materialism & Compromise.
Ultra-Con - (noun) Men who love truth and are serious about obeying the Scriptures. Often mocked by those who have Gone Charismatic, and other Backsliders.
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Master of Science in Applied Disgruntled Religious Theorist Wrangling
PhD in Petulant Tantrum Quelling
Dean of the School of Hard Knocks
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