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Originally Posted by The Prophet
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Woe unto thee, O Hoover; for while thy wife is pretty, yea and smart, thou art not as thy wife is, Yea. And though thou sweepest meany chimneys, thou wouldst do well to sweep thine heart, that thou mayest Shockamoo as thou didst before thou left thy first love. And again I say unto thee, Woe!
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Woe Schmoe!
Thy speech betrayeth thee oh great one! In mine own heart I discerneth thee - whether thou be from above or from below...
...in that day the Reverend Al Sharpton shall fare better than thee!
Verily, verily, the new year cometh!
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