MUSICIAN? What Do You Play?

Guitar
Bass
Alto Sax
Tenor Sax
Drums
Clarinet
Flute
Mandolin

I have a solid silver old antique 'C Melody' saxaphone that is fun to play with, too.

Ironically, while I know the chords on keyboards I cannot - for the life of me - play a keyboard / organ! While music seems to come very naturally to me the whole keyboard / organ thing is like a mental block to me.

Also, NOTHING adds to a great worship service like a great trumpet / coronet section... but, alas, I can't play anything that has that kind of mouthpiece thingy. Most anything with a reed I'll figure out... but those things you have to phfffffffffffffphttt through is nigh unto impossible for me!

(Hey, at least I tried to spell it like it sounds!)