Originally Posted by Michael Phelps
*I can confidently state without fear or equivocation, that within the next 10 years the UPC will either grow, shrink, or stay the same.
*It will either become more liberal, more conservative, or will stay the same.
*There will be some who advertise on television, and some who won't.
*There will be some who have television, and some who won't, and some will wear a bag over their head when they walk past the televisions in Best Buy on their way to get a faster internet card.
*There will be some women who cut their hair, some who won't, and some who won't even wash their hair for fear of washing the glory out.
*There will be some men who wear facial hair, and some who won't, and some who take an electric razor to work to shave every 5 minutes, just to be safe, making sure that the evil facial hair doesn't even get a small foothold.
*There will be some churches that grow, some that shrink, and some that stay the same. Some will stay in the organization, some will leave, and others will feel strongly both ways.
*There will most definitely be a new General Superintendent, I think, maybe, possibly, but maybe not.
*There will be liberals and conservatives and moderates and extremists, and sometimes they may not be mutually exclusive.
Now, hopefully, you'll understand now why they call me the guru.
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