Dear Friends,
The following information is being sent to help you decide how to spend your IRS Rebate Check wisely:
As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said each of us would get a rebate check to stimulate the economy. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan. Therefore, none of the above will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America, and the only way to do that is to spend it at yard sales... since those are the only true American businesses remaining.
Thank you for your dutiful attention to this matter.




(just received this in an email. Thought you all would get a kick out of it)