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06-03-2008, 12:24 PM
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Re: AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-chu
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
WOW, I'm on staff at a Mega Church. Where is my new Lincoln?!!!
My first class in attendance:
"Good morning!! Praise the Lord who makes everything beautiful in it's time! Today, we will be talking our more intimate questions to paper and we will divide up the class today. The men will go with my wonderful husband and the ladies we will stay here."
"Now, write your questions down and we will go through each one."
"Let me see, hmmmm, first question is..."
"HE WANTS TO DO WHAT? Did he buy you that new dress?"
"Then you tell him - NO - some things come with a price."
"Next question..."
How did I do, Abigail?!!!!
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06-03-2008, 12:28 PM
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Re: AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-chu
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06-03-2008, 01:28 PM
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Re: AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-chu
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
WOW, I'm on staff at a Mega Church. Where is my new Lincoln?!!!
My first class in attendance:
"Good morning!! Praise the Lord who makes everything beautiful in it's time! Today, we will be talking our more intimate questions to paper and we will divide up the class today. The men will go with my wonderful husband and the ladies we will stay here."
"Now, write your questions down and we will go through each one."
"Let me see, hmmmm, first question is..."
"HE WANTS TO DO WHAT? Did he buy you that new dress?"
"Then you tell him - NO - some things come with a price."
"Next question..."
How did I do, Abigail?!!!!
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ROFL!!!!! Perfect!!! Marriage 101. You don't get something for nothing. 
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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
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06-03-2008, 01:29 PM
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Re: AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-chu
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ROFL!!!!! Perfect!!! Marriage 101. You don't get something for nothing. |
AMEN!!!!!! 
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06-03-2008, 01:30 PM
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Re: AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-chu
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ROFL!!!!! Perfect!!! Marriage 101. You don't get something for nothing. |
 Ladies, surely you don't use sex to manipulate and control your spouses.  I thought we were doing better than that?
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06-03-2008, 01:33 PM
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Re: AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-chu
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Ladies, surely you don't use sex to manipulate and control your spouses. I thought we were doing better than that? |
I'm certain you know we are joking.
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06-03-2008, 01:38 PM
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Re: AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-chu
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Originally Posted by Rhoni
Ladies, surely you don't use sex to manipulate and control your spouses. I thought we were doing better than that? |
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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06-03-2008, 01:47 PM
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Re: AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-chu
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Originally Posted by Rhoni
Ladies, surely you don't use sex to manipulate and control your spouses. I thought we were doing better than that? |
No way!
But it does start in the kitchen, you know...or at Dillard's. 
Wise husbands understand this. 
Christian wives do not deliberately withhold as a means of control. I can truthfully say that is something I have never done.
However, there is no intimacy when the relationship is bad. How is that possible? You have to resolve issues before you can be close in any capacity, sexual or otherwise. That isn't withholding--that's just common sense.
But I've never said anything remotely close to: "You won't get sex until you ______."
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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
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06-03-2008, 11:52 AM
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Re: AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-chu
Some great pick Miss B.
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06-03-2008, 11:58 AM
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Re: AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-chu
Church Finance Accountant - Sherri.
None better. Every penny accounted for.
Church Nurse - Heavenly One
Seems very knowledgeable. Don't know about her bedside manner, however.
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