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Re: AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-chu
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
WOW, I'm on staff at a Mega Church. Where is my new Lincoln?!!!
My first class in attendance:
"Good morning!! Praise the Lord who makes everything beautiful in it's time! Today, we will be talking our more intimate questions to paper and we will divide up the class today. The men will go with my wonderful husband and the ladies we will stay here."
"Now, write your questions down and we will go through each one."
"Let me see, hmmmm, first question is..."
"HE WANTS TO DO WHAT? Did he buy you that new dress?"
"Then you tell him - NO - some things come with a price."
"Next question..."
How did I do, Abigail?!!!!
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ROFL!!!!! Perfect!!! Marriage 101. You don't get something for nothing. 
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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
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