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Old 06-17-2008, 12:03 PM
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Do you know what an Oklahoma Tornado and a Florida Hurricane and a Louisiana Divorce have in common?




















Somebody's gonna loose a house trailer!
I'll have you to know, Ferdie boy, that I had never SEEN so many trailers until I went to Louisiana. And they were covered with that green algae most of the time, that comes from high humidity, heat and not enough freezing weather to kill all the gross bacteria.

It was in Louisiana that I encountered a cockroach so huge I thought it was a MOUSE!!!!! I was standing on the kitchen cabinet screaming after the THING ran under my fridge in our "new" house. My husband called Orkin the Very Next Morning. You know, those king sized critters that live in the pine trees, but occasionally lose their way just long enough to terrorize their local humans? I couldn't even garden half the time because of the stupid horseflies (overabundance), and I found the biggest black widow I have EVER seen under one of my planters on the patio--WITH a bag of babies ready to hatch. My husband put them in a jar and set the whole kit and kaboodle on fire.

DON'T sing the praises of LA, boy. The people are great, and the food even better, but the land and the living leave a LOT to be desired.

Now THAT is castigation.
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Don't we all bring it on our own heads?

I know it's tiresome to hear every little detail, Ferd, but that's the media's fault most of the time.

In reality, some of things that the media purports as "shocking" are of the normal "life happens" sort.

As for Will Smith--I have a feeling it is related to his new movie--otherwise it would be all over the web.
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One night I had a dream. She was sitting in a wing backed chair looking out of a window. She said, "I have everything and I have nothing."

Since then I've always prayed for her and I feel there are many out there who we think have everything that don't have what they want - gaining the whole world and loosing the soul.
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I'll have you to know, Ferdie boy, that I had never SEEN so many trailers when I went to Louisiana. And they were covered with that green algae most of the time, that comes from high humidity, heat and not enough freezing weather to kill all the gross bacteria.

It was in Louisiana that I encountered a cockroach so huge I thought it was a MOUSE!!!!! I was standing on the kitchen cabinet screaming after the THING ran under my fridge in our "new" house. My husband called Orkin the Very Next Morning. You know, those king sized critters that live in the pine trees, but occasionally lose their way just long enough to terrorize their local humans? I couldn't even garden half the time because of the stupid horseflies (overabundance), and I found the biggest black widow I have EVER seen under one of my planters on the patio--WITH a bag of babies ready to hatch. My husband put them in a jar and set the whole kit and kaboodle on fire.

DON'T sing the praises of LA, boy. The people are great, and the food even better, but the land and the living leave a LOT to be desired.

Now THAT is castigation.
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Your hubby should have sent the dog with them. they could have dropped it off in the middle of Mavrick. I hear the waves are HUGE today!
Wrong thread, you Crackhead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take more Lortab!!!!

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I'll have you to know, Ferdie boy, that I had never SEEN so many trailers until I went to Louisiana. And they were covered with that green algae most of the time, that comes from high humidity, heat and not enough freezing weather to kill all the gross bacteria.

It was in Louisiana that I encountered a cockroach so huge I thought it was a MOUSE!!!!! I was standing on the kitchen cabinet screaming after the THING ran under my fridge in our "new" house. My husband called Orkin the Very Next Morning. You know, those king sized critters that live in the pine trees, but occasionally lose their way just long enough to terrorize their local humans? I couldn't even garden half the time because of the stupid horseflies (overabundance), and I found the biggest black widow I have EVER seen under one of my planters on the patio--WITH a bag of babies ready to hatch. My husband put them in a jar and set the whole kit and kaboodle on fire.

DON'T sing the praises of LA, boy. The people are great, and the food even better, but the land and the living leave a LOT to be desired.

Now THAT is castigation.

Come on

You know T.F. says that Louisiana is the promiseland.
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I'll have you to know, Ferdie boy, that I had never SEEN so many trailers until I went to Louisiana. And they were covered with that green algae most of the time, that comes from high humidity, heat and not enough freezing weather to kill all the gross bacteria.

It was in Louisiana that I encountered a cockroach so huge I thought it was a MOUSE!!!!! I was standing on the kitchen cabinet screaming after the THING ran under my fridge in our "new" house. My husband called Orkin the Very Next Morning. You know, those king sized critters that live in the pine trees, but occasionally lose their way just long enough to terrorize their local humans? I couldn't even garden half the time because of the stupid horseflies (overabundance), and I found the biggest black widow I have EVER seen under one of my planters on the patio--WITH a bag of babies ready to hatch. My husband put them in a jar and set the whole kit and kaboodle on fire.

DON'T sing the praises of LA, boy. The people are great, and the food even better, but the land and the living leave a LOT to be desired.

Now THAT is castigation.
sing the praises of Lousisana? read it again sister, I admit that Lousisana is known for Brittany Spears and the Jena 6!

thats my point, my home state is INSANE! and yea, all that stuff you said about the land of my birth is true.

which begs the quesiton....why couldnt Brittany Spears be from Oklahoma or California... we have enough problems to deal with!
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Come on

You know T.F. says that Louisiana is the promiseland.
well, TF is right about that. its the promise we all live for... the reality is the problem!

No DeRidder is Paradise. TF also says that. its kinda true. Really Dry Creek is paradise DeRidder is just a suburb.
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Wrong thread, you Crackhead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take more Lortab!!!!

speaking of crack. I understand it is cheep and if you give it to dogs they DIE.
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sing the praises of Lousisana? read it again sister, I admit that Lousisana is known for Brittany Spears and the Jena 6!

thats my point, my home state is INSANE! and yea, all that stuff you said about the land of my birth is true.

which begs the quesiton....why couldnt Brittany Spears be from Oklahoma or California... we have enough problems to deal with!
LOL!

Well, I'm sure we have someone to be ashamed of. I'll have to look into it for you.

I really never could get used to LA. The weather, the critters, none of it. I remember sitting on one side of the Lake Charles bridge for over an hour one sweltering hot Mother's Day, traffic was backed up because of a wreck, we had no air in our little blue Geo Metro, and I was about 5 months pregnant with Sarah. I was NOT counting my blessings.

I'm happy to be a little further north!
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