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Old 07-17-2008, 02:12 PM
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Ode to the Swiffer

, Specifically the ones that have Febreze in the Swiffing Pads.

Sweet Swiffer, How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways....

Oh, thou the swiveling, sweeping one,
Thank you for your household handiness,
My Mopping Days have been reduced
To Rare, Infrequent Rubble.

Now I use thy Slipping, Sliding, Stealth
To clean the most odious mess with Ease.

My back will thank thee all thy days,
And my nose appreciates thy sweet Febreze.

When all my cleaning days are o'er,
And a mop handle I touch no more,
Perhaps upon my grave will read,
She didn't work hard, but her house was STILL CLEAN!!!!


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Old 07-17-2008, 02:13 PM
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Re: Ode to the Swiffer

It was a life saver in my housebreaking days.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:15 PM
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Re: Ode to the Swiffer

So does this mean you love it?
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Re: Ode to the Swiffer

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It was a life saver in my housebreaking days.
Precisely!!!!
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Re: Ode to the Swiffer

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So does this mean you love it?
Canst thou readest?
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Canst thou readest?
Nah, I just look at the pictures!
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:18 PM
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Nah, I just look at the pictures!
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:12 PM
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Re: Ode to the Swiffer

Miss Brat I think they need to hire you for in their advertising department!

I am almost tempted to go out right now and buy one-because the products I use are so inferior.
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Re: Ode to the Swiffer

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Miss Brat I think they need to hire you for in their advertising department!

I am almost tempted to go out right now and buy one-because the products I use are so inferior.
Well, having tried several products before settling on the perfect one, here are my suggestions:

* The Swiffer WetJet is overrated, IMO, but you might like it.
* The Febreze pads smell good, but some of the others smell like sour towels.
* Don't buy the off brand!!!!!
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:23 PM
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Re: Ode to the Swiffer

I've heard that mopping your floors with them is causing some dogs to be sick???

Not taking any chances, but I sure loved it on my tile floors.
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