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07-19-2008, 01:21 PM
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I Am So Embarrassed!
Mrs Bratt, was talking the other day about her kids & something happened yesterday that showed are kids were up to no good.
I was on here yesterday afternoon & my wife decided to take the kids to the library which is about ten blocks away.
They walked there & after the trip to the library they decided to stop in for some Shiao Pao (sp?) a Chinese pastry.
Just before they went into the store my son who is six said, "I have to go pee!"
My wife said, just wait a minute & went into the store while Alanna & Ryan were outside waiting & Kristin was inside getting the food.
The door is a big wide one and was open at the time.
My wife said that she heard, "Bing, Bong, Bing Bong like the door alarm was being triiped & when she came outside, she saw that he had relieved himself just outside the door & right in front of the door sensor!!!!!!! 
The store people didn't notice but I had visions of a Chinese cook with a cleaver chasing our family down the street! 
I dread when they get older!!!! 
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07-19-2008, 01:30 PM
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Crazy father of 4
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Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
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Originally Posted by Ron
Mrs Bratt, was talking the other day about her kids & something happened yesterday that showed are kids were up to no good.
I was on here yesterday afternoon & my wife decided to take the kids to the library which is about ten blocks away.
They walked there & after the trip to the library they decided to stop in for some Shiao Pao (sp?) a Chinese pastry.
Just before they went into the store my son who is six said, "I have to go pee!"
My wife said, just wait a minute & went into the store while Alanna & Ryan were outside waiting & Kristin was inside getting the food.
The door is a big wide one and was open at the time.
My wife said that she heard, "Bing, Bong, Bing Bong like the door alarm was being triiped & when she came outside, she saw that he had relieved himself just outside the door & right in front of the door sensor!!!!!!!
The store people didn't notice but I had visions of a Chinese cook with a cleaver chasing our family down the street!
I dread when they get older!!!! |
Thanks for the laugh. I am glad others have kids that do things to embarass them like ours did to us
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07-19-2008, 02:00 PM
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Shaking the dust off my shoes.
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Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
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Originally Posted by Ron
Mrs Bratt, was talking the other day about her kids & something happened yesterday that showed are kids were up to no good.
I was on here yesterday afternoon & my wife decided to take the kids to the library which is about ten blocks away.
They walked there & after the trip to the library they decided to stop in for some Shiao Pao (sp?) a Chinese pastry.
Just before they went into the store my son who is six said, "I have to go pee!"
My wife said, just wait a minute & went into the store while Alanna & Ryan were outside waiting & Kristin was inside getting the food.
The door is a big wide one and was open at the time.
My wife said that she heard, "Bing, Bong, Bing Bong like the door alarm was being triiped & when she came outside, she saw that he had relieved himself just outside the door & right in front of the door sensor!!!!!!!
The store people didn't notice but I had visions of a Chinese cook with a cleaver chasing our family down the street!
I dread when they get older!!!! |
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Ya know, Bro.?
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07-19-2008, 02:01 PM
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Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
LOL! That reminds me of a comedian talking about God creating teenagers to allow us to know how HE feels to be disrespected and ignored.
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07-19-2008, 02:29 PM
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Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
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LOL! That reminds me of a comedian talking about God creating teenagers to allow us to know how HE feels to be disrespected and ignored.
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Oh brother!
My wife and I will be gray fer sure! 
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07-19-2008, 02:30 PM
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Shaking the dust off my shoes.
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Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
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Oh brother!
My wife and I will be gay fer sure! |
Huh?????
What meaneth this?
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07-19-2008, 02:41 PM
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Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
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Huh?????
What meaneth this?
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Gray, Gray, Gray!!!!
I can't help it if I am a lousy typist! 
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07-22-2008, 05:53 AM
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Getting to know Jesus
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Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On
LOL! That reminds me of a comedian talking about God creating teenagers to allow us to know how HE feels to be disrespected and ignored.
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I am convinced that this is true.
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Psa 19:14 Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.
1Pe 5:6-7 Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due time: Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you.
Tit 3:2 To speak evil of no man, to be no brawlers, but gentle, shewing all meekness unto all men.
Psa 51:10 Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me.
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07-22-2008, 06:45 AM
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Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
Yeah, but when we have grandkids, we can laugh at their parents.
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He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
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07-22-2008, 07:52 AM
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Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
Now THAT sounds like something my four year old would do...laughing like Joker as he did so. Kids! You gotta love 'em but sometimes you wish God had a return policy as good as Nordstroms.
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